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中央视台每年的春节除夕晚会成了一道文化大餐(cultural feast),人们事前有期待,事后有评论(with much anticipation before it and remarks after it)。近几年,常常是官方说春晚好,民间却并不如此看。2011年春节之前网上流行各种“山寨春晚节目单”(copycat program of the Spring Festival TV Gala)。下面这一则很有代表性(highly representative)。它串起了2010年的热点话题(string together hot topics of 2010)。有人称其为“草根版国内十大新闻”(grass-root version of ten major domestic news items)。我们现在来欣赏一下。
2011年春晚节目单
1、开场大型歌舞表演:《天上人间》
Opening Songs and Dances:In Heaven and on Earth
表演者:北京市某夜总会
Performer: A certain night club in Beijing
2、山歌:《蜗行》
Folk Song: Snail Crawl
表演者:京藏高速路上全体司机
Performers: All the drivers along the Beijing-Tibet Highway
3、男声四重唱:《足疗》
Male Vocal Quartet: Foot Therapy
表演者:“勇宠生辉”组合(前中国足协官员南勇、谢亚龙、李冬生、蔚少辉)
Performers: Group of “Brilliant and Daring Guys Once in Favor” (former officials of National Football Association Nan Yong, Xie Yalong, Li Dongsheng, and Wei Shaohui)
4、木偶剧:《“蒜”你狠、“豆”你玩、“姜”你军和“苹”神马》
Puppet Show: Forbidden Garlic ,Mocking Bean, Mortal Ginger, and Unreasonable Apple
表演者:全国农副产品中间商
Performers: All the intermediate businessmen of subsidiary agricultural products in the country
5、对口相声:《世上是不是有神仙》
Comic dialogue: Do Immortals Exist on Earth?
表演者:“养生大师”张悟本,道士李一
Performers: Master health therapist Zhang Wuben and Senior Taoist Priest Li Yi
6、小品:《掐架》(或者命名为相扑)
Comic short play: Strangling (also named: Sumo Wrestling
表演者:蒙牛与伊利,360与腾讯
Performers: Mengniu Dairy vs. Yili Dairy, 360 vs. Tengxun
7、合唱:《真作假时假亦真》
Chorus: True or False
表演者:石家庄团市委原副书记王亚丽
微软中国区原总裁唐骏
Performers: Wang Yali, former deputy League secretary of Shijiazhang City,Tang Jun, former president of the China area of Software
8、小品《愚人王益》
Comic short play: Fool Wang Yi
表演者:国家开发银行原副行长王益及涉案女明星
Performers: Wang yi, former Deputy Director of National Development Bank and his coperator star actress involved
9、群口相声:《批“三俗”》
Group comic dialogue: Denouncing the Three Vulgarities
表演者:江苏卫视《非诚勿扰》、浙江卫视《为爱向前冲》、安徽卫视《缘来是你》、湖南卫视《我们约会吧》等
Performers: The Right One by Jiangsu TV, Charge Forward for Love by Zejinag TV, The Destined You by Anhui TV, and Let’s Date by Hunan TV, etc.
10、地方戏曲联唱
Serial singing of local operas
豫剧:《窦娥冤》
Henan opera: Glaring Injustice
表演者:河南“余祥林”商丘市柘城县农民赵作海
Performers: Zao Zuohai, a farmer in Zhecheng County of Shangqiu City, who has a similar hard lot as Yu Xianglin
川剧昆腔《文武打》
Sichuan Kunqiang opera: Fighting with intellectual and martial skills
表演者:打假斗士方舟子,华中科大教授肖传国
Performers: Anti-fakery fighter Fang Zhouzi and Professor Xiao Chuanguo of University of Science and Technology of Central China
1 1、近景魔术《打破砂锅》
Close-range magic show: Breaking the Earthenware to Get to the Bottom of Truth
表演者:广东美的紫砂煲生活电器制造有限公司
Performer: Midea Boccaro Pot Manufacturer Ltd. of Guangdong
12、杂技:《云雨:山木》
Acrobatics: Cloud and Rain by Shanmu
表演者:山木培训机构总裁宋山木
Performers: Song Shanmu, president of Shanmu Training Center
13、对口相声《趣话日记》
Comic Dialopgue: Funny Remark on Diary
表演者:广西来宾烟草专卖局原局长韩峰、天津某大学某副教授
Performers: Han Feng, former director of Tobacco Monopoly Bureau of Laibing, Guangxi Propvince with a certain associate professor in a university in Tianjin
14、大合唱:《曹操》
Chorus: Cao Cao
表演者:河南省安阳地方政府、考古界十八路诸侯
Performers: Government of An’yang, Henan Province and dukes of the archeological cirlce
看到这张山寨的节目单,大家都能会心一笑(give an understanding smile),没想到2010年居然出了这么多荒诞的事情。这张节目单当然不可能演出,而只是宣泄了一种情绪(give an emotional vent)。由于中央电视台春晚中这种讽刺类的节目越来越少,选择山寨春晚节目单这种形式讽刺一些腐败、丑恶的事情,是不能正常表达自己的观点的群众的一种斗争和博弈,这种变体的时政评论(variation of political commentary)也可以说具有中国特色。
现在很多官方媒体一到年底都发布年度十大新闻(ten major news items of the year),都是用很正经的形式表述的,但是总结出来的所谓十大新闻还不一定是老百姓真正关心的。而网友用山寨春晚节目单这个形式点出来的这些新闻.却真的都是大家津津乐道的(talk with great relish),是老百姓茶余饭后的话题,这应该算是民间版的十大新闻了.但可能比官方的十大新闻更能反映群众的关注点。