随着“宅男”一族的迅速壮大，“女神”一词也越来越多的见诸于媒体，不再只是郭沫若的诗集名字，也不再只是高高在上的仙子，而是各大宅男女神排行榜上更为真实的人类头像。各大综艺节目也是热衷于将“女神”们与宅男粉丝们邀至一处，共襄盛举，好不热闹。“女神”用英语怎么说？the Goddes!看看写女神的文章怎么说？

The Goddess女神

  When Yolanda came into the fitness center, the men were fit to be tied. One ran to fix up a drink for her, another just stared, and two others flipped a coin to see who would try to talk to her first. When they overheard that she was an airline stewardess, one even joked that he was going to book a flight reservation that afternoon. She was a flat out goddess, walking the earth in flesh and blood!
  But none of them filled the bill for Yolanda. She just wanted to exercise! And she was never interested in the flora and fauna of an exercise center. She was fishing for a much bigger catch. She would flatter them and let them fix a snack or two for her. Then she would never find the time to actually fit them in for an appointment. They would all flash out soon after that.
  There was only one man she would fit in to her life, John F. Kennedy, Jr, the son of the assassinated president. He was the most eligible bachelor in New York and she was determined to win him.
  But she hadn’t met him yet. She had seen his jet fly by one time, but that was as close as she had ever gotten to him before. She would meet him some day. And then she would fly high as his girlfriend. He would even ask her to be his wife.
  Let these groveling idiots drool over me then, she thought to herself. And then she went back to exercising.

    当约兰达来到健身中心的时候，那里的男士都十分恼火。一位男士跑过去为她安排了一杯饮料，另一个则干瞪着眼，还有两个掷硬币看谁个去找她说话。当他们偷听到她是个空姐时，一位男士甚至开玩笑说他要预订那天下午的飞机票。她是一个彻头彻尾的女神，简直就是仙女下凡！
    但是他们谁都不适合约兰达。她只想锻炼身体！她对健身中心的动植物群从来都不感兴趣。她正在转弯抹角地引出更为理想的婚配对象。她会拍他们的马屁，让他们时不时替她安排快餐。然后她却永远找不到时间真真实实为他们安排约会。这样一来很快他们都会气疯的！
    她只会让一位男士走入她的生活，那便是小约翰•F•肯尼迪，也就是那位遇刺总统的儿子。他是纽约最使人中意的单身汉，她决心把他追到手。
    可是她还没有见过他。有一次她看到过他的喷气式飞机飞过，但那跟她以前和他保持的距离差不多。她决定有朝一日要见他。然后雄心勃勃地做他的女朋友。他甚至会求她嫁给他。
    就让这些卑躬屈膝的笨蛋对我垂涎三尺吧！她暗想。
    然后她就回去锻炼去了。