干得好啊 Leonard

 

Well done,Leonard.

 

真正的英雄不求恭维

 

The true hero doesn't seek adulation.

 

出于本性为正义和公平而战

 

He fights for right and justice simply because it's his nature.

 

我错了

 

I was wrong.

 

歌手会写歌来歌颂你啊

 

Minstrels will write songs about you.

 

* 曾有一位勇敢的青年 他的名字叫做Leonard *

 

* There once was a brave lad named Leonard *

 

* 满嘴跑火车 逞英雄 *

 

* With a -fi fiddle dee-dee *

 

* 他与可怕巨人对峙 *

 

* He faced a fearsome giant *

 

* 而Raj却只想嘘嘘 *

 

* While Raj just wanted to pee.*

 

见到你真好 妈妈

 

Good to see you,Mother.

 

这是你要的茶 妈妈

 

Here's your tea,Mother.

 

- 乌龙茶? - 嗯

 

- Oolong? - Yes.

 

- 散装的 不是袋泡的? - 嗯

 

- Loose,not bagged? - Yes.

 

- 泡了三分钟? - 嗯

 

- Steeped three minutes? - Yes.

 

- 加了2%的牛奶 - 嗯

 

- Two-percent milk? - Yes.

 

- 分开加热的? - 嗯

 

- Warmed separately? - Yes.

 

- 一茶勺糖? - 嗯

 

- One teaspoon sugar? - Yes.

 

- 原糖? - 嗯

 

- Raw sugar? - Yes.

 

凉了

 

It's cold.

 

我再来一回

 

I'll start again.

 

我们说到哪了?

 

So,where were we?

 

Howard和他妈妈一起住 Raj只有喝醉了才和女人讲话

 

Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk.

 

开讲吧

 

Go.

 

说啥?

 

Say what?

 

不就是我刚说的嘛

 

That's basically what I just said.

 

你带老公来上班 你知道规矩的

 

You brought your husband to work. You know the rules.

 

那是我的座

 

That is my spot.

 

在这个不断变化的世界中 那是一个连续点

 

In an ever-changing world,it is a single point of consistency.

 

如果将我的人生比作 四维笛卡尔坐标系里的一个函数

 

If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system,

 

在我次坐上那儿的时候 那个座的坐标就是(0,0,0,0)

 

that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.

 

好吧

 

All right.

 

好了 舒适 惬意 安逸 0 0 0

 

There,nice and comfy cozy. Zero,zero,zero.

 

少了个0

 

There's one more zero.

 

你把时间参数忘了

 

You forgot the time parameter.

 

坐你的沙发吧

 

Sit on the damn couch.

 

宝贝你好...

 

Hey,baby...

 

他的右手给他打电话了?

 

His right hand is calling him?

 

不是啦 是Leslie Winkle 说来话长

 

No,it's Leslie Winkle. It's a long story.