A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

 

The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

 

，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。

 

考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”

 

第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。

 

Where is the father?

 

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

 

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

 

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

 

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

 

父亲在哪儿?

 

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

 

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”

 

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”

 

哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”