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2012年已经悄然而至,此时此刻的大家应该已经回到了各自的工作岗位,或者是学习的课堂也已经开始了吧?以下是几则小笑话,帮助您在紧张的工作学习工程中缓解一下,大家一起跟随小编来放松一下吧。
(1)How you made your grandmother glad
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've made someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad!'"
(2)Who was fighting
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
怎样?轻松过后是不是更加享受这个假期了呢?新航道小编提醒您:假期刚刚结束,不要还停留在悠长的人休假中不能自拔哦!正在准备英语考试的同学们可不要松懈哦!在娱乐的同时,也要随手记几个单词,背几个句子哦!